{"id":667,"date":"2025-12-11T21:06:37","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T21:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/?p=667"},"modified":"2025-12-11T21:06:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T21:06:39","slug":"shocking-new-study-links-childhood-eyelid-tricks-to-high-level-offenses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/2025\/12\/11\/shocking-new-study-links-childhood-eyelid-tricks-to-high-level-offenses\/","title":{"rendered":"Shocking New Study Links Childhood Eyelid Tricks to \u201cHigh-Level Offenses\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A new study from the prestigious-sounding National Institute of Questionable Science (NIQS) has delivered a startling revelation: children who used to flip their eyelids inside-out are 87% more likely to grow into adults who commit \u201chigh-level offenses\u201d such as stealing WiFi, cutting in the Costco line, or returning things to Target without a receipt.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-668 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/588616833_18120192085542100_8446113224906611918_n-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"498\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/588616833_18120192085542100_8446113224906611918_n-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/588616833_18120192085542100_8446113224906611918_n-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/588616833_18120192085542100_8446113224906611918_n-768x961.jpg 768w, https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/588616833_18120192085542100_8446113224906611918_n.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 498px) 100vw, 498px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>According to lead researcher Dr. Eliana Blinks, the habit is a \u201cgateway stunt,\u201d especially since 92% of eyelid-flippers also attempted that unnervingly demonic sleepover voice to terrify their cousins. The report wraps up by noting that while these grown-ups aren\u2019t actual criminals, they are prone to behaviors like \u201cpower-walking through malls for no discernible reason\u201d and \u201claughing at totally inappropriate times,\u201d which apparently still made the list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new study from the prestigious-sounding National Institute of Questionable Science (NIQS) has delivered a startling revelation: children who used to flip their eyelids inside-out are 87% more likely to grow into adults who commit \u201chigh-level offenses\u201d such as stealing WiFi, cutting in the Costco line, or returning things to Target without a receipt. &nbsp; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-667","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=667"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":669,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/667\/revisions\/669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=667"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=667"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/birdstone-n.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=667"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}